Just to keep track of that random stuff. Call me a narcissist if you wish :P
- Your thoughts become your words & actions, rule over your thoughts & you shall rule the world.
- My Customer is my Brand Ambassador.
- I like my life simple, I like complications only in my watches.
- The day a girl tags me in a "married to" post, I'll know I'm in deep shit.
- If Sunny Leone & Sunny Deol got married & had a kid, their child's passport would say
Father's Name - Sunny Deol
Mother's Name - Sunny Deol
- I am really bad with excel files. I should probably take a job in an investment bank so I can learn it in my 1st year.
- Ted Mosby sure takes a hell lot of time to tell a story.
- If you think I am rude to you, you cannot imagine how rude I am to myself.
- The beauty of voice & sadly it is abused
- Aptitude test for IITs! & this is not even from Faking News!
Govt. seems to be playing dumb, dumb & bumber with IITs! :-/
- Don't FACEBOOK your problems, FACE them.
- Not self composed this one - A boy to very rude girl - If i ever have to commit suicide I ll jump from your Ego level to your IQ level. :)
- Teacher: Where is the Capital of India?
Student: In Swiss Bank
- the 44th top selling book on amazon is What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex & guess what, the book is blank!
- BTP completed, aisa lag raha hai jeevan safal ho gaya! lol
- Its just so strangely awesome that just as you are about to become an emotionless working machine, someone walks into your life & reminds you what being human is all about.
- God could not be everywhere, so he created Mothers
Devil could not be everywhere, so he created Girlfriends!
- All forces of nature work towards one end, happiness :)
- Seek forgiveness and Forgive all!
- Let noble thoughts come to us from all directions, will never forget it. ( BVB Vidyashram )
- The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
- Its is never to late to seek forgiveness and forgive. It is always equally pleasant and harmonious to do so!
- Mickey Mouse is so lucky, he shares my birthdate!