Yesterday was the day.
Now, my life has found its lost meaning, Nothing like it. \m/
Now, my life has found its lost meaning, Nothing like it. \m/
May 4, 2011
Sometimes, I don't know what matters
Sometimes I want to be lost in the crowd
Not know anyone or known by any
Sometimes I cannot find the optimism in me
feels as if all is lost
Sometimes it feels as if I've done nothing in the last 21 years
& I don't know what to do with the rest of them
Sometimes it feels all "achievements" are trivial
victories, but a mere fantasy
& sorrow just for a instant, no more
Sometimes I don't know what matters
what had or what will
Sometimes it feels as if there is a greater purpose to life
only if I could it.
Not know anyone or known by any
Sometimes I cannot find the optimism in me
feels as if all is lost
Sometimes it feels as if I've done nothing in the last 21 years
& I don't know what to do with the rest of them
Sometimes it feels all "achievements" are trivial
victories, but a mere fantasy
& sorrow just for a instant, no more
Sometimes I don't know what matters
what had or what will
Sometimes it feels as if there is a greater purpose to life
only if I could it.
May 1, 2011
April 20, 2011
BTP completed! \m/
Finally completed our B. Tech. Project of ME dept. IIT Kanpur.
Team partners : Mohit Kori, Sambhav Karnawat, Manish Gupta
Supported by (& really thankful to) : Pramod ji, R.C. Sharma Ji, Ramchandra Ji, Mannilal Ji & the whole Central Workshop staff!
Guided by : Dr. P.M. Dixit, HOD, Mechanical Engineering Department, IIT Kanpur
We created a tilt & turn tricycle, which worked. It was a 'Jeevan Safal ho Gaya' moment. so relaxed right now that it feels like we've passed out without giving the endsems.
Team partners : Mohit Kori, Sambhav Karnawat, Manish Gupta
Supported by (& really thankful to) : Pramod ji, R.C. Sharma Ji, Ramchandra Ji, Mannilal Ji & the whole Central Workshop staff!
Guided by : Dr. P.M. Dixit, HOD, Mechanical Engineering Department, IIT Kanpur
We created a tilt & turn tricycle, which worked. It was a 'Jeevan Safal ho Gaya' moment. so relaxed right now that it feels like we've passed out without giving the endsems.
Feels great!
April 19, 2011
Funny Compilation : It happens only in India!
You may have seen some of these photos earlier, here's a compilation of all of them!
It Happens only in India!
April 17, 2011
Mythbuster : Sachin's hundreds & Indian victories!
Sachin Tendulkar's centuries have won twice the no. of matches for India than those that have resulted in a loss.
Below is a photo that shows the stats for victories, losses & others in games for India where Sachin Tendulkar has hit a century!
Clearly, his centuries have won more matches for India!
Most of those which India lost were actually because rest of the team did not do well. Even in those matches, many times Sachin has won Man of the Match Awards & has been the saving grace for the Indian team & Indian fans!
Go Sachin!
Go India!
Below is a photo that shows the stats for victories, losses & others in games for India where Sachin Tendulkar has hit a century!
Clearly, his centuries have won more matches for India!
Most of those which India lost were actually because rest of the team did not do well. Even in those matches, many times Sachin has won Man of the Match Awards & has been the saving grace for the Indian team & Indian fans!
Go Sachin!
Go India!
April 16, 2011
Funny : Important Life Lessons
6 Important Life Lessons
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Be...fore she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 3:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5:
Power of Charisma A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
P.S. : Popular & old sms's combined together.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Be...fore she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,… “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 3:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5:
Power of Charisma A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
P.S. : Popular & old sms's combined together.
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