The One thing even Rajnikanth cannot do . .

You have been tagged, you non-believer. How could even think there was something that Rajnikanth could not do.

Now Rajnikanth will come & hunt you down even in Hell, if he has to.

Anna Rascala!

Self composed one liners, statuses

Just to keep track of that random stuff. Call me a narcissist if you wish :P

• Your thoughts become your words & actions, rule over your thoughts & you shall rule the world.
• My Customer is my Brand Ambassador.
• I like my life simple, I like complications only in my watches.
• The day a girl tags me in a "married to" post, I'll know I'm in deep shit.
• If Sunny Leone & Sunny Deol got married & had a kid, their child's passport would say
  Father's Name - Sunny Deol
  Mother's Name - Sunny Deol
• I am really bad with excel files. I should probably take a job in an investment bank so I can learn it in my 1st year.
• Ted Mosby sure takes a hell lot of time to tell a story.
• If you think I am rude to you, you cannot imagine how rude I am to myself.
• The beauty of voice & sadly it is abused
• Aptitude test for IITs! & this is not even from Faking News!
  Govt. seems to be playing dumb, dumb & bumber with IITs! :-/
• Don't FACEBOOK your problems, FACE them.
• Not self composed this one - A boy to very rude girl - If i ever have to commit suicide I ll jump from your Ego level to your IQ level. :)
• Teacher: Where is the Capital of India?
  Student: In Swiss Bank
• the 44th top selling book on amazon is What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex & guess what, the book is blank!
• BTP completed, aisa lag raha hai jeevan safal ho gaya! lol
• Its just so strangely awesome that just as you are about to become an emotionless working machine, someone walks into your life & reminds you what being human is all about.
• God could not be everywhere, so he created Mothers
  Devil could not be everywhere, so he created Girlfriends!
• All forces of nature work towards one end, happiness :)
• Seek forgiveness and Forgive all!
• Let noble thoughts come to us from all directions, will never forget it. ( BVB Vidyashram )
• The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
• Its is never to late to seek forgiveness and forgive. It is always equally pleasant and harmonious to do so!
• Mickey Mouse is so lucky, he shares my birthdate!
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Redundancies in Life

Another picture depicting what I always tell my juniors, do not fall into the sheep-walk trap. Do what you think is right even if it is not the norm, because being right is more important than being accepted.

In memory of fast internet at IIT K

IIT Kanpur was known for its speed of internet since before time started, it was faster than neutrinos, anti neutrinos & the brains of people who used it.

Alas, all things come to an end, so did the legacy of this wonderful mystical creature of IIT Kanpur.

Many (hopefully I'm not alone when I think this) think is a conspiracy to free IITians of their addiction of internet, which assumes that people will not use internet if it is dead slow. What they forget is, most of the people have worked on DSL internet (max. 256 kbps) at some point of time.

They created a creature of black magic clad in iron armor, known to the world as, Iron Port. It lashed & sapped the bandwidth until bandwidth & speed were no more.

RIP Fast Internet At IITK

Or is it the first step to The Great Jedi Purge?


UPDATE : For the IITK alumni who graduated recently & cannot connect the words slow internet & IITK, think of webmail taking about 45 seconds to load, you'll know what I mean.

Why finding your passion is important?

I found this image circulating on facebook. I find it very amusing as it portrays the very message I have been trying to convey to my juniors lately.

The Image :

The Message :
Find your passion & work hard towards it. Otherwise you will end up living someone else's life, your whole life.

Indian way to One Night Stands

Indians have an amazing idea to a one night stand, its a pretty long one night stand, in most Indian cases, lifelong!

How?

2 people who have no fucking idea about each other, they don't even know how to spell each others' name, get married, have sex, enjoy a honeymoon, then they try to figure out each other for the rest of their lives

Who said Indians are not adventurous when it comes to sex?

Photo Courtesy : CartoonStock

My Signed Check to Facebook Goes to Waste

Amidst all the speculations that facebook is going to charge from today, I had signed a check for facebook, but they never charged.
Sad, a signed check gone to waste bin.

IIT Kanpur to restrict AIR SUPPLY to students!

God Paradox - by Satsang SMS

I really like this service called Satsang SMS, sometimes they send very inspiring sms, but today's sms was hilarious!

"SATSANG sune bina kabhi bhagwan se PREM nahi ho sakta. Aur bina ishwar ki kripa ke SATSANG nahi milta. ye to bhagwan ji ki hi vaani hai. apko nitya SATSANG mile"

particularly the boldened part, it practically says that, "you cannot get Satsang without God & you cannot get God without Satsang," so which one do I go after first?

Isn't it the chicken-egg paradox?

India - a tourist place for terrorists

Year 2002, India began the Incredible India campaign, not just in India, but all over the world.USA, Germany, France, Frankfurt, everywhere, there are posters of Incredible India.

The protagonist of the story is, "Al Bomb-ai B(h)last-er." Right now, he's thinking :

Anna Hazare & Jan Lokpal Bill on Facebook

Jan Lokpal Bill's Facebook Version   

Manmohan Singh Wrote On Anna's Wall
Corruption Ka Nasha Pyaare , Nasha Sabse Nashila He
Jise Dekho Yaha Woh Corruption Ke Baarish Mein Geela He
Politics Ke Naam Pe Karte Sabhi Ab Bhrast-Leela He..

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Anna Hazare Comments - "To Stop ol These Is Wat My Campaign Is Ol About..!!

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Baba Ramdev & 5 Million Other people Like Anna Hazare's Comment.!!
Baba Ramdev Comments : "Aur Mein Karu Toh Saala Character Dheela Hai...?"

 Looking for a more serious post on this issue? Check out my earlier post on Anna Hazare on Social Media

Politics & Family : an anology

Son : Daddy, what is politics?

Dad : Your Mom cooks, so lets say she's the Goverment, I earn so me Officer, maid works so she'd be Labourer, you are public & our new born is the Future of the Country.

Son : I got it dad! Yesterday night, Officer was enjoying with the labourer in the kitchen, the Government was sleeping, nobody cared about the public & the Future of the Country was crying.

post originally shared by my friend Prafulla Shukla.

Funny Compilation : It happens only in India!

You may have seen some of these photos earlier, here's a compilation of all of them!

It Happens only in India!