August 1, 2013

The Cockroach Conspiracy

Oh, this is not a conspiracy theory, this is The Consipracy Theory!

How I came upon this one? While discussing Pale Blue Dot with my sister. We were talking about how stupid humans are, how we will destroy 90% of life on the Earth in a thermonuclear war. Just then she says, who will be the 10% left? 
I am like, cockroaches & insects, mostly.

Enlightenment!

We are going towards a thermonuclear war & who are the ultimate benefactors?
Cockroaches!
They have already developed resistance to nuclear radiation & it's after effects something that even the mighty (stupid) Human Civilization has not been able to do!
In fact, they even have antennas always twitching near humans, guiding humans on a planetary destruction path, to end all other life & become the Supreme Rulers of the Planet Earth!
She summarises the theory in short, don't underestimate their small size.
I say, girls know best.
That is when we stumble upon the dormant intelligence in women which makes them shriek in fear & jump Everytime they see one of the cockroaches! 



2 comments:

  1. I think I'm going to write something on The Cockroach Conspiracy as well. :P

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  2. Looking forward to it.

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